"on the way (in the police chase) you can wirelessly hack the gibson" - nelix
It has come to my attention that the main thing that everyone should take away from watching Star Wars is that George Lucus wants everyone to be a Jewish jedi i.e. a jewdi. Imagine combining the collective beliefs of both the jewish religion and the jedi philosophy. This idea was thrust upon me by an encounter I recently had with a quite drunk, attractive, close talking female who had mistaken me for a Jew. (I'm guessing it's the black hat and thick black rim glasses...think John Safran's glasses in 'John Safran vs. God', John Safran(catch him in his new show 'Speaking in tongues on monday nights on SBS) is apparently Jewish.
So Rabbi Master Yoda, George Lucus and Bill Clinton were sitting at a bus stop. Bill piped up and asked 'Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?'
Harvey Danger - Wine, Women and Song
Nice piano in this one. I'd also like to note that Harvey Danger released
their album online for no-cost and freedom.
Good on them.
Nightwatch
The Nightwatch guard the people from the night.
The Lightwatch guard the people from the light.
The russians sure know how to create an original story, some of the camera work seemed a bit amaturist at times.
but a very good movie.
Paycheck
Working in reverse is pretty cool.
Memory erasing is also pretty cool.
BIC Cristal M - Blue Quite a nice standard ballpoint pen. Comes in a pack of 20 for around $10
You guys may as well start blowing up buildings, I recommend something like the sydney opera house or parliment house because it's better to actually be a terrorist if you're going to be treated like one. One of the greatest terrorists of all time has just risen, with the extreme power he currently holds above us, all who are not loyal to him will burns in the pits of hell (instead of dancing with inexperienced naked virgins) for the rest of Calvin Klein's Eternity.
John Howard and his gang of thugs in suits has just rushed through a lot of new laws. Many of these laws attack people's freedoms. Generally most of us White folk aren't going to be effected much, unless we are making large purchases of garden supplies. Generally the issue is not wether these laws are going to directly affect our lives, but it's the pertentual for these laws to affect how we decide to live our lives. These new laws can be abused and because of all the secrecty there is very little review on the use of these laws.
Recently the CIA kidnapped and tortured a german man, because they mistaken
him for someone else. If it wasn't for the secrecy with which he was
kidnapped the fact that he was not the right guy would have come out
much sooner than the few months that he was detained for.
Don't think this could happen in Australia?
The difference between the period of time it takes to hunt a walrus and the length of time it takes to eat a whale can only be measured in three methods. The first one, being the one that comes first, is to take a ruler and eat it. The second one, coming second, is to fight a whale and eat a walrus in order to time it using a stopwatch. The third method, being the third and also coming last is to eat a whale and hunt a walrus while timing both the actions and subtracting the difference.
Isaac wrote this.
It's a bit short this week, Still haven't obtained many extra writers.
Thanks for reading. I hope you don't hurt yourself on the way out.