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Weekly News

Issue 58 - 3rd December 2005

Quote of the week:

Cashier: "Price check on tampax?"
Stocker: "Are those the ones you push in or the ones you hammer in."

Editors Note:

Working sucks arse!
Something along the lines of; You put on your suit that you brought for work and pay for a tram ticket to get to work, so that you can pay for the expensive suit, pay for the tram ticket, pay for lunch and pay rent for the house that you leave empty all day while you work. This to me seems like a forked up state of affairs. If one works just for the purpose of survival, then what is the point in surviving?
Seems quite strange to me. But I guess I'm not normal.

I've been working as a tech support drone for a month and a bit. I suppose it's something to do, but I haven't found a good use for the money yet, except that having money would allow me to not have to work for an amount of time.

The Song of the Weak:

MegaDeth - The Scorpion
"As I climb on to your back, I will promise not to sting, I will tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I treat you like a dog as I shot my venom in, you pretend you didn't know that I am a scorpion"

The Movie of the Weak:

Brotherhood of war
If you liked the carnage of 'Saving Private Ryan' then you'll love the death and destruction in 'Brotherhood of war'. Another great reminder of the ability of stupid humans to kill each other for idiot reasons. eg. Chinese 'communists' that don't actually understand communism invading korea.

The Book of the Weak:

Lawrie Seawell - Some Trannie That!
" 'Oh boy, a trannie!' I yelled. 'For me? Gee, thanks dad. I didn't I'd get anything like this' 'I hope you like it,' said mum. I jumped up off the floor and gave her a hug. Jill was giggling like she always does. 'Turn the trannie on, Tony. Turn it on,' she said"

The Release of the Weak:

Sin City on DVD
The absolutely amazing Sin City is going to be released on DVD this week. If you didn't see it at the cinema(you idiot) and haven't stolen it yet, then go to your closest video store and hire it out. Absolutely forking amazing movie.

The Pen of the Weak:

Galuchat Fountain Pen(pen of the year 2005) - $3,990.00

Available from Melbourne Pen depot.
If you buy only one pen in your lifetime, make it this one. If you buy more than one then you should probably make it a BIC.

The Rant

I want you all to ask yourselfs this question "what was the last cd I bought?" The answer for so many is "I dont buy music anymore I download it from the internet". Now dont get me wrong I have nothing against people who downlaod music for free(it's there to be heard) but the respect and passion for music is fading fast. when you downlaod music you miss out on so much the cd itself,the album art work and all the information about production,music and lyrics nowdays people hadley know the name of the song or artist let alone if they wrote the music or the lyrics or who produced the album.

I dont know if it is just that people are lazy or they dont think music is worth paying for or as sad as it may seem they just dont care anymore. Now remember my argument has nothing to do with downloading music for free, I just think that people need to respect music and not take it for granted (could you imajine life without it?)

By all means continue to downlaod music but it wont hurt to buy a cd every once in a while and actually give a shit about what you are listening to.

The cat knows

As many of us know, cats are much smarter than humans. While us humans are working our arses off without any really point. The cats that have attached themselves to us have been sleeping and lying in the sun.

Cats know a lot more than most people give them credit for. Cats know that education is pointless, they know that research and construction serve to purpose in the long run. Cats know that you like to jack off to pictures of middle aged women in tiger costumes while eatting corns flakes and drinking juice in the hood.
Cats know that they don't care.

Jesse wrote this.

World talk with Mr P.

"i was just gluing some dildos to a moose because there is an anime schoolgirl at my school in need of some tentacle"-zacius
"Nostradamus said that in 1850 jesus would rise again, 9 out of 10 people say he was wrong."

Scared white boy in China:

Isaac is still in china. Last time I had contact with him he was planning to go to .ru in Janurary before coming back to .au

Jesse wrote this.

Graffiti

Graffiti is cool. Apparently the government wishes to reduce the amount of graffiti by possibily increasing penalties.

Obesity

So it appears that the AMA(Australian Medical Association) believes that Australia is populated by idiots who can't manage their own diets, but some how are able to work a job, drive a car and gain a university degree.

The AMA is advocating the banning of vending machines in schools. Now, as with all censorship this is a really bad idea that will have little positive outcomes while creating extra hassles for everybody and costing lots of money to enforce and implement.

The most probably outcome of the banning of vending machines in schools is students setting up their own stalls to provide the supply for the junk food demand. As with all things, if one wishes to remove the effect of a supply one has to remove the demand not the supply.

Thanks for reading. Sorry about the delays.