Dairy!*

29th April 2006
New Comic
sorry guys for the wierdness on the site recently/currently. I was experimenting with the layout and then there was lots of work.
Work pretty much sucks, but I'm sick of saying that, so I won't :P
Who thinks I should start a coffee shop?

16th Feburary 2006
Alright, look at the nice new dairy styles.
Awesome.

16th Feburary 2006
Been seeing quite a bit of traffic to the site in the logs recently. So I should probably fix some of the bugs in the site. i.e drop down menus appear to be a bit screwed at certain resolutions.
so, bonus comics. bonus number 20 and bonus number 21

25th January 2006
This person still drives their car
No Dairy Yet. Been really busy with work and moving parents out of the house and moving a friend in. YAY!
Old Boy is a really screwed up movie.

15th December 2005
Awesome, Dairy!* is late this week. Big suprise!
This week has photos.

10th December 2005
New comic, It's a day late....But I was sleeping so shutup.
In other news, since th 27th of august their have been >9000 unique ip addresses connecting to the Dairy!* website.
A large amount of these appear to be bots. So expect some bot friendly content appearing soon.

7th December 2005
Hello.
New Dairy!* and new comic.
Fork the government idiots in the *&^%.

5th December 2005
Morning Cheese fiends,
It's monday. Time to go back to working.
New Comic -> I'll try to get these out at the specifed time and dates. ie. monday, wednesday and friday.
Also planning on setting up RSS feeds to this news, new comics and new Dairy!* editions. Hopefully this will make it easier for you vistors to know when I finally get around to updating things.

3rd December 2005
Howdy people,
Finally got the edition out.
Not many writers this time around, also put out an update for the comic, hopefully I'll do this more often.

27th November 2005
I've been looking over my logs...so you do when you get bored on a sunday. It appears that I have actually had visitors to the site. AMAZING.
The most interesting of which have been:

Some who came to the site after searching for 'Are people still writing dairies'
Some one with the user agent string: "Links (2.1pre17; OpenBSD 3.8 i386; x)", Links2 is quite a good browser and the Dairy!* site is made to be quite usable in it due to the fact that elinks is my primary browser

Other than those it's mostly been Googlebot, Yahoo slurp, and other web search crawlers. The lack of vistors is not really suprizing at all, seeing as though A new Dairy!* hasn't been written in over a month. Full time work tends to screw up hobbies. But I'll have a Dairy out this week. Currently we have a serious lack of writers. If you would like to write for Dairy!* please send an article to jessta@gmail.com

15th November 2005
Howdy,
It's been a fairly interesting month.
I got a job working technical support at an office in collins st, girlfriend dumped me, I've been sleeping 5 hours a night, currently only get 4 hours un-work-related time to myself a day. yay for working!
Well there is no Dairy!* this week, mainly because I don't have time and isaac is still in china and not sending me any articles.
Anyone want a Jesse? Only one previous owner(A young girl who only let it out on sundays)
For enqueries please contact: jessta@gmail.com

28 September 2005:
Howdy guys and gurls.
It is my belief that either the chinese secret police or bisexual russian girls have kidnapped Isaac. Due to this, we have had trouble coming up that this next edition of Dairy!*.
Hopefully you won't think it is too crap.

11 September 2005:
Alrighty, I got around to putting together the lastest Dairy!*...so it's not last weeks late.
It's this weeks early..hehehe.
(Michelle mentioned she was having trouble downloading the new Dairy!*s. The new Dairy!*s are in html format, just like anyway webpage. If you File->save page as you should be able to copy the editions.)

10 September 2005:
Hey guys,
Been pretty busy with my one uni subject and job seeking.
It seems that even safeway doesn't want me.
I'll get to a Dairy!* again real soon.
Hopefully by the time I get myself organised Isaac will have stopped getting it on the russian females and written some more stuff.

31 August 2005:
Hey guys,
Alrighty, It's wednesday and It's Dairy!* day.
Go and get it and please don't hurt us.

27th August 2005:
Hey, I finally got away from the my uni assignment. Looks like I'll be able to put that Edition together.
Anyone that visits may have noticed some changes in the site, the flash menu at the top has been replaced by more text browser friendly drop down menus.
If they don't drop down for you, I sugguest that you use an up to date Standards compliant browser that supports CSS2, eg.

Or you could even use a text mode browser, which would at least give you access to the whole menu, such as

In fact I'm guessing you could use any browser that doesn't have a non-standard(broken) implementation of CSS2(ie. Microsoft Internet Explorer.)
Email me for more information about non useless browsers.
- Jessta (jessta@gmail.com)

21st August 2005:
Hey, Looks like we might be back in business.
Isaac is in china.
Jesse is bored at uni.
China provides great material
Boredom provides lots of extra time and Uni is full of stuff that happens.

1st November 2004:
OK....so I guess I lied.
I got caught up in lots of tafe stuff and didn't finish the dairy!*
In all honestly it's almost finished. If you wait a moment I'll go and see how it is
*goes and checks dairy*
*2 hours later*
oh, sorry. Got distracted, checking email and irc. Anyway, It's half finished.
Don't worry I'll finish it.
If you wish to write send me an article jessta@gmail.com

12th October 2004:
Hey, moved the site to a different server.
All is good
Dairy will return this week :D
If you wish to write send me an article jessta@gmail.com <--- New email address

4th February 2004:
Well....It's 2004.
I thought I'd do an update...tell you (nobody) whats been going on:

People should check Magic: The gathering, it's quite fun and awesome.
I'm 19.
I'm starting T.A.F.E at NMIT Preston doing Certificate IV Information Technology (Website Administration)
I've changed my email address
jessta@gmail.com

That is all, you may go back to that stuff that you do.

5th August 2003:
Nothing is updated, Just thought I'd tell you all (by "all" I actually mean Ross because he's the only one I know of that still goes here often) that.
I would update stuff, but I've really got nothing to write and nobody writes anymore. Can't blame them because it doesn't go anywhere other than here and here isn't that good.
So Dairy!* is basically on a holiday until I can find a place to distribute it.
If you actually read this site(someone other than Ross) I'd love to hear from you.
jessta@gmail.com

29th June 2003:
Sorry people, I didn't get Dairy!* out last week. But no probs, I'll just put it out next week.
Lifes just ok, nothing amazing.
Setting up a network router. Probably will never get it to work.
Oh well, was going to have a Dairy!* party this weekend. Didn't really get around to inviting people but people turned up anyway.
I'M SUCH A POPULAR PERSON.

11th June 2003:
Rob

Rob

Which Mall Monkey Character Are You?

4th June 2003:
Damn, So That's issue 51.
I must say is totally crappy. but anyway.
So I've spent the past day painting and listening to the 'Day of the triffids' by some author that I can't remember the name of. I didn't sleep monday night, so I slept through most of tuesday.
Now I could start crapping on by how bored I am, but then you'd all (I still believe that people visit this site) tell me that I'm just being LAME and should get out more.
Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

30th May 2003:
Damn, So That's issue 50. damn that issue took along time to write. and I must say is totally crappy. but anyway.
Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

16th May 2003:
Ok, well. Matrix reloaded is awesome. That's as far as my review can go without giving away the storyline or being really confusing.
But damn, the internet is going to be flooded with geeks discussing the many questions that it raises. Stupid people making me wait 'til November to see the next one.
Should also go in search of someone who's got the game, since I just quit my job and don't have any income.
Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

5th May 2003:
wow, totally sweet go nuts.
Isaac's on the radio, oh and Benno (Skin) and Johnny and Andrew (Mence). Tune in 90.7 FM every sunday morning between 2am-6am for some funny shit and some Punk rock. or go to the website and they promise that you can listen to it from there (When they fix the damn thing.)
http://www.syn.org.au

Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

17th April 2003:
I've just joined a gym. ok...so my parents signed me up.
You would think that lifting weights and stuff would strength muscles and make me more healthy, thereby allowing me to do more with my life, such as lifting large boxs or allowing me to sprint down to Isaac's house with a VCR in a hike pack.
But it seems that is not the case, at the moment I'm in pain. Can't move my arms much. Stupid gym.
Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

11th April 2003:
Ok...so I'm on holidays at the moment from my 2 day a week tech support job at primary school.
So I'm thinking, now I'm not promising anything, But I mights be writing some Dairy!*. Maybe I'll release that 50th edition that isn't quite finished. Hey, I might even be able to create the energy to do all that stupid tafevc (http://www.tafevc.com.au) study stuff.
Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

2nd April 2003:
So...Now it's been like over a month since the last Dairy!*, probably meaning that
any readership that we did have has run away to better places.
LIKE:

OR The End!!!!! OR
Been Emailing Me - jessta@gmail.com

26rd February 2003:
Hey people, Dairy!* up, sorry about last week.
and also to the people that normally get a printed version.
The less you do in life, the less time you have to do things. It's strange like that.
Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

23rd February 2003:

Hello people from A.G.

I'm back. I'm really tried. I only slept 5 hours over that weekend.
So this is Dairy!*, Have Fun!!
There will be a new Dairy!* edition on wedneday this week. Sorry about last week.

Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

12th February 2003:
Well...Dariy!* is here for 2003. I've changed the look of the site, updated a few things.
I had to go in search of new writers for this edition. some of my writers quit.Damn!
Anyway, all is good...most of the time.
Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

10th January 2003:
** Jesse puts his shirt back on **
I must applogise for such crazyness. it certainly doesn't belong on this site
Today..well yesterday...yeah. We went to Melbourne Uni, so many people
they pretend that they're all there for the parties, but we know that they're only there
to learn. DAMN THEM!!!!
anyway,
I only had one new email in my inbox today and it was spam.
So I'm trying to promote the
"Everyone Email Jesse More Stuff More Often" or EEJMSO policy. Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

8th January 2003:
Alrighty, It appears that Dairy!* will be returning in 2003 at some time (when I get my shit together). It was hanging by a shoe but with lots of shoe tape and shoe glue and shoe strings we were able to rescuse it from the pants of others.
DAMN, I REALLY FEEL LIKE TAKING MY SHIRT OFF.
** Jesse takes his shirt off and swings it around his head while riding his chair**
I am So groovey.
Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

21th December 2002:
Alrighty, It appears that although I never got around to printing the Dairy!* t-shirts someone else (Edith, Benno's friend) is printing them on demand.
$15 each t-shirt.
Goto http://www.geocities.com/ehivites/shockrock.html
Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

15th December 2002:
So it seems that I have finished school.
It seems that I will not be writing Dairy!* anymore.
Dairy!* was a hell of a lot of fun. The weird thing we printed, the many activities we organised that never took place due to lack of interest. Dairy!* allowed me to do things that I normally wouldn't be able to do.
Anyway, This site isn't going anywhere. It was evolve depending on what life throws at me,
- If I Finally leave on my long trip to 'somewhere' I'll post the entire adventure here.
- If I finally get my internet enabled doorbell working and other stuff, they'll go up here.
Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

15th Octomber 2002:

Hello people, Welcome to Hell. brought to you by the wonderful people at Telstra. Fun Fun Fun Do we not feel for the poor and dead. We feel for you as the lay, in wreackage of the pain of another. I feel for all, terror is for all. Even those that kill. Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

11th September 2002:
Ok people, I'll tell you now that I feel nothing.
Nothing is what I feel. Lost in this world of mine. trying to make sense of existing.
Remember, The System is wrong, right and Impermanent.
New Dairy!* is there, for all it's worth.
Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

9th September 2002:
So, how are we all?
Isn't life grant, Isn't life beautiful.
It's espescially so when I've now have much sleep in the pass 2 weeks. At the moment I'm seriously wasted.
Energy, Energy, Where for out thou Energy.
Ok Dairys are there. That is All. Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

15th August 2002:
Well people, This week's edition was HELL!
On wednesday morning I discovered that I still has a page to fill
and nothing left to write about. It's so strange how so many of my
writers have disappeared!
After a bit of trouble and lots of running around I did finally get the edition out
and it's right here for you to download. Good stuff
Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

27th July 2002:
New Dairy!* is there.
More updates later.....
For more info
Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

18th July 2002:
G'day people,
We're planning some very cool changes to the site, you may have noticed the first stages.
But, That's only the begining!!!
Dairy!*'s 1st Birthday is coming up....1st of August. YAY!!
We will be holding a talent show and dress up day. For more info
Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com

26th June 2002:
People!
Please fail to listen to everything I say It's not worth listening to.
SHUT UP AND LISTEN!!!!
I need your help.
I need your support
I need your comic and writing abilities.
Contact Me - jessta@gmail.com
Thank you, That is all.

25th May 2002:
Ok, so the website site forked up and I haven't been able to update it.
It wasn't my fault, I've had shit on my mind.
New Dairy!* is there and thats all that counts.
but maybe a cartoon is better......

8th May 2002:
Hey people,
God I hate school. Way too much work and I'm way to far behind.
Tried to break-dance in my loungeroom (The Dairy Office) yesterday, I almost broke my ankle, but it was fun. I might have to try it again later.
It's the strangest thing, people keep wanting to fund Dairy!*, I've had 3 offers in the past week. offers from people who believe that I shouldn't have to apy for the printing of Dairy!*.
Well most of the time I don't!!! Anyway, Dairy!* is here again for another week.

1st May 2002:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I God, I God, I God, I Goof, I God.
I really should Bullshit on a bit more here, I really don't do that enough.
Don't you wish I would.
I could Bitch about people, places and things. Stupidity, ignorence, Closed minds
Or I could just tell everyone that the site has been updated. and the new Dairy!*
is here for download.

23th April 2002:
OH SHITE, Look at this, I haven't even had the time to update
the website.
But for all you people that didn't know,
Dairy!* Just printed it's 25th edition that's a fork load of Dairy!*s.
The new edtion is there for you all to glance over and so are
all the rest that I didn't upload.

9th March 2002:
WOW, I finally found some free time to update the website. YAY! everybody partytime!!!!
The new editions of Dairy!*, the last three, have become very large to download. Due to the increased number of pictures, photos, and diagram in the printed version.
I'm sorry for this and hope to find a better format to put them in, to reduce the file size.

Bid to get Isaac to cut his hair
- You may have notice to extreme length in Isaac's hair lately. Yes...I know it is scary and must be hacked off ASAP.
we will be running a poll of how Isaac should cut his hair.
1. Corn rows- Plaited all the way across the top of my head and beaded
2. Haystacks- Haystack looking Tuffs
3. Flat top- Flat Hair, pretty short
4. No.2- Very short
5. Dye it- He'll dye it in a very strange way
There will be a charge of 20c a vote.
This will continue, and Isaac will not get his hair cut, until we have raised a minimum of $30. Hopefully It will finish by April 1st. Dairy!* would like to use this unique opportunity to provide abit of entertainment aswell as provide a needy cause with some much needed funds.
Dairy Will be Donating All proceeds from this to Oxfam Community Aid Abroad to help the people of Afganistan.

28th Febuary 2002:
I'm Sorry, The latest issue of Dairy!* will not be up here for alittle while
due to the damage to the disk that it was on (it was in my pocket when I walked home
in the rain) and the fact that I didn't back it up. I'm forced to re-create it from a
printed version, which I don't have time to do at the moment. Sorry.

24th Febuary 2002:
I'm sorry, I know the link to dairy 17 never worked. i didn't have it,
and didn't have time to put it up.
I sorry I didn't update this last week, I've been never busy.
I'm Sorry

13th Febuary 2002:
Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!*
(ok, I'm a day early
I Love all you readers, I love you all.
Dairy!* wants to cash in on all this loving. So we are running a singing cheese telegram.
Basically, Isaac will be dressing up as a cheese and singing your telegrams to your loved ones.
At a cost of $25 + transport cost per telegram.
Give your loved one the cheese this Valentine's Day!*

6th Febuary 2002:
DAIRY!* IS BACK..........YAY!
If you missed us over the holidays, then you really need to get your head checked out.
You F**king Psycho.
For you people that don't care:
* We have lots of new content * Embarrassing baby photos of Jesse and Isaac. *

Warning:
This Product Contains 100% Clown Fat

26th December 2001:
Merry Christmas To All You Little And Insignificant People
(think about it, it's not like your a son of god)

12th December 2001:
Ok, Ok, Ok!
So I said I'd update this site every wednesday and yes I know I didn't do it last week, but I'm on holidays. Holidays make you lazy and give less time to write because they give you the chance to do much more fun things. hehehe :)
Ok I'll get on to the quizes at some time, don't worry they'll be working by next year, I'm having so trouble with the question, if you'd like to help! jessta@gmail.com
It looks like some has visited the site afew times, wow it's amazing. please come again and bring/tell your friends.
DAIRY!* IS ALL MIGHTY!!
Hey, we now have a guest book Please Sign it

28th November 2001:
Hey, its the last edition of Dairy!* for 2001.
I hope you enjoyed the comicalness of it all. (if you didn't then you'll be hearing from our lawyers). It might be the end of the Newsletter for the year, but I'll still update the website every wednesday. As long as I'm not busy, having a party, drinking large amounts of Strongbow apple cider and listening to the Grand Wazoo (the band of 1000 dances). Don't worry, as long as my mum isn't trying to get me drunk, I'll be here. THE FANS MAY NOT BE LOYAL, BUT THE WRITERS ARE!!!!

21st November 2001:
Exams, Exams, Exams....well for me at least.
Some nice new things to see here, the quizzes are coming along nicely.
If you would like to help email,jessta@gmail.com Isaac says hes got lots of extra cheesy stuff, which we hope to upload in the very near future. YAY YAY

14th November 2001:
Yay! After the delay and the misprinting of the url, Dairy!*
is now online and ready to take over the world
Click OLD CHEESES to download back copies of Dairy!*
We plan to have alot more stuff up here in the future
Including:
- Quizes
- Cheesy Pictures/Cartoons
- Cheesy Music
- and a few pictures of Jesse naked. (they're in multimedia milk)
If you have any suggestion please email: jessta@gmail.com

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